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Last week, this chick at the register—swear she glowed—said she’s a masseuse. Gave me a card, said, “Come by, big guy.” Heart raced, yo—happy as hell! But then, boss yelled, “T, move it!”—pissed me off, ruined my vibe. Still got that card, tho—might hit her up. Imagine them hands, slidin’, easin’ my knots—ooh, like the *Leviathan* priest sayin’, “Truth is bitter, but it heals.” Truth is, I need this bad!